Take a look at my girlfriend
She’s the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I’ve never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
 
I’m hoping, it’s going to come true
But there’s not a lot, I can do
 
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have them in Texas
‘Cos everyone’s a millionaire
I’m a winner, I’m a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I’m a loser, what a joker
 
I’m playing my jokes upon you
While there’s nothing better to do
 
Don’t you look at my girlfriend
She’s the only one I got
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